Could we not invent a religion, say Reformed Mennonites, that objects to children using screen devices? How could they argue with that?
I think there’s some value in having a modern, atheist, philosophical church to yield positive bureaucratic results. It reminds me of the early internet’s Church of the Subgenius [0] and people playing around for lulz. I had friends who were ironically Satanists and still have some who claim to be Discordians, but I think that’s just to mess with census takers.
As in, completely?
Then those parents should realise that they're severely hampering their kid's education and development in a screen-focused world, and set more reasonable restrictions.