Of course, none of these matter if you just want to listen to music.
As it is you can't really read the liner notes and admire any photos alone, either, unless you're hunting them down on Discogs or somewhere else, never mind together with somebody else, too.
The iTunes store in theory allows including a PDF booklet together with album purchases, but in practice it seems that albums that actually do include such a thing are almost as rare as hens' teeth.
vinyl is like deciding not to buy the chocolate in the first place.
The turntable can work with a literal digital detox (it is analog).
Just admit that you don’t yet understand the other perspective. Resorting to this sort of snark really isn’t in service of reaching a shared understanding.
However that is a fool's errand: you can't convince me that I don't like chocolate, for example. I do!
True, most people doesn't find meaning in using vinyl records, others. Why do we have to prove that either of them is right/wrong?
Trying to understand the other's perspective is the way to go, if you care about getting closer to the truth.