All but Neptune* can be seen by the naked eye.
(Shamelessly abusing the classification of Pluto as a dwarf planet here to exclude it from the conversation).
Uranus: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2022/nov/07/starwatch-op...
Source: Years of observations from bortle 1 skies when I knew exactly where to look.
The closest dark sky place I can find on their map is about 2,630km (or 63h drive according to Google Maps) away from me.
The last time I saw the milky way, I was in a cheap campsite near the ocean in Ireland, which (of course) isn't recorded on the site.
Hopefully you have good dark sky closer than 63h drive away!
There's probably a space somewhere in Malaysia that's dark, or I could take a cruise ship out to the ocean, if you go by absolute distance.
By convenience, it's probably easiest to take a plane somewhere.
Edit: I'm wrong, Mont-Megantic is the first International Dark Sky Reserve - they worked to get it protected federally because they research telescope design. Dang - I think they are quite rare.
Maybe you can send an email to your local university's Astronomy department? I'm sure they'll be able to direct you to a good spot!
I just found this, shows light pollution. Crazy how the East is much worse. Also Alberta?!?
If you stare up long enough, you notice the rotation of the Earth with the cosmos seemingly revolving around you. And fuck me, you'll stare up long enough.
I grew up out in the country, and the night sky instilled a love of astronomy from an early age. If all you can see is a handful of stars, it's easy to forget what's above your head.
I would mostly agree with you.
Thanks for the chuckle.