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Sample size of one: I have eaten bananas, and I'm not dead.

Everyone who ate bananas in this video are dead...

New York City 1900

Just think of all the lunatics living next to banana plantations! Or having banana trees in their back yard.

And their children playing under those trees!!

Monsters!

Ah for the old days where you only had to worry about the wafts of DDT floating over the fence!