This thread is amazing, and has shades of the original iPod and iPhone launch [1,2] commentary.

I can't believe that people would go on permanent written record with this stuff, but humans gotta human!

1. iPod launch thread on macrumors: https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/apples-new-thing-ipod.5...

2. iPhone launch thread on macrumors: https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/apple-announces-the-iph...