just report it in epoch seconds
time encoded as a float of trecenti-seconds since year -8435 of the Georgian Calendar
why?
'caus it hurt to even just think about implementing that anywhere
UTC is human readable even if it is not calculated correctly. yes, i'm saying that if you can read epoch seconds, you're not human. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 is always a give away that something is a foot