No, no. If you purport to know what redditors supposedly want, you can read the OP and simply go to the listed subreddits and see the top posts for the votes/announcements.
edit: I mean let's be real, you've been panning for reddit for two weeks. You're concern trolling asking for links.
Send him a link to a butthole picture
I actually checked "interesting as f" subreddit, which I am also long time subscriber, and couldn't locate poll right away.