Oh I left PHP and Go out of my list, my subconscious blocked them out of existence. They'd be near the bottom anyway. I suppose Go with polymorphic types might be worth another look, but before that it was dead to me.
It is really unsurpassed in that regard, which is probably partly why it is so popular in DevOps. If only the language was a bit better...
It's definitely not a bad language like PHP though.