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Yeah gosh, like, wow, you can't arrest someone without a jolly good reason...

I can see the sad-faces all around, as journo's at the Oligarch's Daily Tribue lament that human rights are completely out of control now that cops can't roust people and smack them around for the crime of making their own personal choices, harming nobody.

"B..b..but what about property values?!"

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I genuinely can't tell what you are saying.

I don't know if you are mocking people who speak like this and satirising their beliefs that drugs are harmless, or if you genuinely speak like this and are mocking the people who wish to criminalize drugs.

Anyway, it's just more evidence for my campaign to criminalize sarcasm and get its users rousted and smacked by police.

"B..b..but what about property values?!"

You mean that thing around which the entire economies of the western world revolve around?

When property is an investment then owning (useful) property becomes more expensive. Maybe the economy shouldn't revolve around it.

Yes, that's a problem too, but one thing at the time.

All the more reason to let them crash.

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