Probably more along the lines of "Meta doesn't commit identity theft, ruin my credit score, or drain my bank account." The harms are far more abstract and theoretically, thus calling them criminals can come across as a little histrionic even if technically correct.

Eh, this site almost certainly violates GDPR. If you're going to go around calling jaywalkers criminals, then fine, but then you'll quickly stop getting the emotional reaction you are begging for when you use the word.