They’re lured out of their hipster game studios with candy to end up sitting in cubicle offices getting their ideas downvoted by enterprisy manager-hierarchies.
I can't tell if this is a joke or not. Or what you are even joking about.
What is your point, exactly? I assume it goes beyond "this sort of language is too colourful".
What this person is saying makes perfect sense to me.
Then please help me understand because I genuinely did not get the point.