I'm generally pretty easy on the commentators in sports as I think it's an incredibly difficult job that isn't often recognized, but yes, Apple's soccer commentators are noticeably terrible. As an MLS fan I rarely like the American (as in from the US) soccer commentators in general but the ones Apple hired are so heavy handed yet clumsy.

Also- Messi isn't objectively the best ever to play the game, so that was odd how often it was stated lol