ignoring our apparent inability to do anything at all about anything of course
That's also primarily an American issue. They tend to view everything through the lens of 2 political camps and "whose side are you on?".
That kind of view is completely antithetical to actually solving problems.
Yeah, hockey is popular here in Canada, but it's not nearly on the same level as the NFL in the US. And "college sports" etc. is not even a thing. I feel like the American mindset is ever more leaning towards framing everything in a "my team vs your team" dynamic.
But, spreadsheet at hand, it is.
It's always the parents that get offended by this. We are not judging anyone's lifestyle. Relax.
Saying that basically sounds like saying "don't have children peasants, so our the world is better for our overlord's children"
It's always the Americans that get offended by this. Relax. It just happens to be your fault.