Worth noting that Marie Kondo actually threw in the towel on being so tidy, after giving birth and changing priorities:
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/jan/30/queen-o...
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/jan/30/queen-o...
In relating it back to the Linux distro being compared to Marie Kondo, the point is that having a small tidy distro isn't a value, unless it matches your computing priorities.
BTW, I wrote the article and I submitted it, but I didn't write the title. The editors often do not use writers' titles. :-)