> Thank you for your ongoing patience as our team continues to investigate the disruption impacting multiple Square Services. We remain committed to providing you with timely updates, and we'll have another update within the hour as we gather more information from our Engineers.

> Our engineering team are actively working to identify the issue. All hands are on deck, and we'll update you as soon as we have news. Thanks for your patience again!

Does anyone think this is the worst status page ever? I don't think this kind of corporate speak belongs on a status page - it's unprofessional. I don't want to hear anything about my patience or understanding.