OK, let's take the fact that I'm brainwashed while you are a free thinking sovereign citizen who just understands reality better than everyone else for granted.

The fact remains that they can't sell me a new car and deliveries are years out - so I'm a brainwashed person who tried to buy a gas minivan and was told that it wasn't available. Or did I just imagine that?

If you'd like, you can contact Stampede Toyota (https://www.toyota.ca/toyota/en/dealer/14058) and have a discussion with them if you feel I'm lying to you