It is quite literally no questions asked. It isn’t meant to be a demo system which is what you seem to want.
Costco has a no-questions-asked return policy, and demo-ing your purchase is absolutely part of the expectation for how people will use said policy. Steam even explicitly includes "it wasn't fun" as a valid return option, as long as you reached that conclusion quickly enough.
To be clear, I'm not saying the policy is wrong, it's clearly designed to prevent abuse, I'm just saying that it's not no-questions-asked.
Valve is there to facilitate the sale of the game, not guarantee the game is good.