Well... to be fair, I can't copy and paste your POGs as much as I want. And believe me, I would if I could.
You are taking about a specific apication of NFTs which links to images. NFTs are a standard for non-fungible tokens and it was just one implementation (images) of that standard that resulted in mania and speculation, but that doesn't mean all NFTs represent images.
> NFTs are a standard for non-fungible tokens
This is a fantastic tautology.
Agree, an NFT can also represent somebody dumb enough to buy an NFT, or the spouse that left them.
I would absolutely download a car.
Tulips are literally the only thing you listed that can be either dead or alive.
Also the only one you can eat. [1] I mean, more than once, and derive nutrition from so doing.