80x25
> I set all my terminals to 22x23.
You are a very silly man and silliness should not be catered for.
> Will --help run a few quick ioctls to calculate screen size?
Your terminal can wrap text around just fine. If it can't, ask for refund.
Also my father produced tonnes of scratch paper in narrow strips. I found a way to weave them into a perpetually-growing "tractor-feed snake" which I placed in a padded crib and brought to grade school to show off. I would typically juggle a few bits and bobs to attract even more attention...
I'm sure you could dig around into my hometown's landfill for awhile. They're only 30 years sediment. I'll send you a tarp, shovel, duct tape to stick the pages back together, and my sister's old clothes to wear while you work. DM for deets.