I thought the Nixon letter was a nice touch.
Both involved intrusions into people's personal lives by an employer. In Raganwald's case, digging through someone's Facebook files. In Nixon's case, breaking in to steal Ellsberg's psychiatrist file. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Ellsberg#Fielding_break...
Facebook, psychiatrist -- same thing, right? :-)
"But today something went seriously wrong. I have been interviewing senior hires for the crucial tech lead position on the Fizz Buzz team, and while several walked out in a huff when I asked them to let me look at their Facebook, one young lady smiled and said I could help myself."
A very good piece though, thank you for composing it :)
That confusion is almost certainly deliberate. (Yuck.)