The bigger point is.. who the f cares? This obsession with the stock market is probably one of the worst inventions in human history.
Investment firms and other orgs with large amounts of money, seeking what they always seek. More money. As I understand it, banks invested heavily in bonds which give under 2% return, but because of the cheap 5% bonds, they can't even dump them to capitalize on the 5%, because nobody wants to buy the old 2%.