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A rising programming language that dominates system programming - and no, it's not Rust.

Would the above title be acceptable for HN?

Well, don’t keep us in suspense! Which language is it?!

I don't know but I'll never be able to guess what it does next.

You will be able to guess correctly once you learn this one weird trick!

Will the third reason it's good surprise us?