I'm aghast! Everyone must RTO now! We're laying off 20%, and bonuses (if any) will now be paid in Amazon gift cards. We stand together in these difficult times.

Sincerely,

-CEO of V

-Board member of W

-Board member of Y

-Director of dishonest charitable foundation Z

*Reminder, I'll be out of the country 11/17 - 1/15, taking the entirety of our extended family to Bali. Love, peace, and prosperity to all!