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Oh my sweet summer child! That may have been what your puritanical teachers taught you, but the truth is far more fun!

Shakespeare often punned about such "country matters".

Evil website. After about 10 seconds of reading, it gets replaced by a paywall.

That's the whole, a single paragraph

They probably want to keep it alive, and provide you content as their day job.

Fair. Paywall up front then - don't tease me.