In America we've got these things called temp agencies. You walk in from the street and tell them "I have no experience and no skills, I haven't worked in many years and I'm on drugs but I need a job". Then they say "Certainly sir, here is a list of positions we have. Here, let me highlight the ones that don't require a drug test."

Within a week they'll have you at one of these jobs and your new boss will be genuinely surprised when you actually show up, "you have no idea how many people just never show up and only apply because somebody forces them to. If you can consistently come into work we'll hire you full time."

If you can actually show up you can get a job. It won't be your dream job but it will be a job and they'll be thankful to have you. So why do we need the government involved in this?

(BTW before anybody tells me I'm wrong, the above is from my personal experience.)