Git is a Hole Hawg, just like UNIX. That's intentional. Stop trying to change the software to be easier. Instead change yourself. Make yourself stronger and better by learning this complicated stuff, and become a master.
You can't drive a car with a manual, the solution isn't to get an automatic. The solution is to learn to drive stick.
For those unfamiliar with the Hole Hawg:
http://steve-parker.org/articles/others/stephenson/holehawg....