A "machine" is what, exactly? Do we take it to be an abstraction? Or is it an electrical field oscillating over silicon? Either way, you're in trouble. Abstractions have no physical properties, and electrified sand seems hardly to possess any interesting properties.
The ability for animals to adapt to their environments, by growing into them, by establishing plastic causal connections in their very bodies, grown by their environemtns... able to almost instantly move from protein expression in 1trn 1-bn-yr cellular supercomputers in each of our bodies to macro sensory-motor representation --- and back again
Is this ineffable?
Or is this extremely effable. Is rather, not the superstitious view that "everything is anything" ?
All extant, knowing, studied intelligent systems have organic properties; and radically so. Insofar as this is "ineffable" you should take that up with the animal kingdom.
I find the contrary supersitious, magical, religious, ineffable... that mere abstract patterns in arbiatrily chosen aspects of our bodies are necessary and sufficient conditions for anything at all. This would be the only case in all science. The only physical property instantiated by mere arrangement at any level. Upload our consciousness? Make it out of wood why not!
Nonesense. When I am hungry, I dream of food, when I dream of food I plan to get some, and I am angry without it. This will not be made out of sand.