I had no hand in writing this headline.
So I think a more precise meta-criticism of DNSSEC would be that it should have been obvious by the early-mid oughts, when the entire Internet was running off online TLS cryptography, and DNSSEC still wasn't even deployable (because roots weren't signed, and because we hadn't gotten to the typecode roll and DNSSECbis) let alone mired in the single digits where it is now, that it was time to scrap the original design and come up with something new.