> Your provider (Microsoft Corporation) does not have access to this website. Contact the staff per electronic letter via support at macintosh.garden if you believe this to be a mistake or otherwise an error
What a dick move.
No, I don't work for MS corporation. I'm fucking using a cheap Azure VM instance running OpenSSH as a socks proxy. Otherwise, I would have to access it through my https-man-in-the-middle corporate firewall.