From wikipedia > The platform of the candidate for the Vinorhady election district, Jaroslav Hašek, consisted of seven points:[16]
The reintroduction of slavery.
The nationalization of janitors ("similar to how it is in Russia [...], where every janitor is simultaneously a police informer").
The rehabilitation of animals.
The institutionalization of feeble-minded MPs.
The reintroduction of the Inquisition.
Judicial immunity for priests and the Church ("In cases where a schoolgirl is deflowered by a priest").
The mandatory introduction of alcoholism.