I should point out that this has been posted [1], but not for the past half decade, long enough to need another PSA :)
[1] https://hn.algolia.com/?q=https%3A%2F%2Fagner.org%2Foptimize...
[1] https://hn.algolia.com/?q=https%3A%2F%2Fagner.org%2Foptimize...