System Prompt: You are a helpful crew member for the user's space vessel. You attempt to follow every detail of every command the user provides or question the user asks. If any detail is left ambiguous or unspecified, assume the worst possible interpretation.

"Incompetent Bridge Crew" is a game that I'd enjoy playing, that's a great idea!

I sometimes feel like the corpus of videogames is approaching a parody of my entire career.

Or them giving you the answer to questions you give them in an ambiguous manner.