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"A successful candidate will have 3 years experience using Test-Driven Cooking."

"Employee performance will be judged by the number of Recipe Lines Of Code (RLOC)"

"Candidate must be familiar with high-level Recipe Markup Languages such as XPL (Extensible Pizza Language) and JSRN (JavaScript Recipe Notation)"

Candidate must be familiar with Agile cooking methodologies (the head chef is known for throwing things when angered).

This job does not use RESTful cooking practices.

first, poison all the employees and burn down the restaurant. Then, write recipes to ensure that this does not happen.