This argument is correct, if a bit theatrical. The existing options aren't bad.
#1: Have patience. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142405270230437150457740...
#2: Deal with the fact that Facebook won and all of your family is on it and go to iPhoto, select some photos, and click Share -> Facebook.
#3: Go to iPhoto, select some photos, and click Share -> Email and mail them to your relatives, all of whom most certainly have e-mail.
#4: Navigate to minus.com, drag photos onto page, done.
#5: Batch MMS/iMessage, and then call mom.