LOL, So like what, you've taken the first paragraph of your article away now? That was the best one! Are you planning on keeping it for your own t-shirt line?

Seriously though, all in good fun dude. I certainly don't expect people whose first language is not English to write perfect English. It's none the less amusing - from the point of view of the native speaker - to see what people come up with sometimes.

One of my favorite non-native English snippets from another forum (in the context of something bad possibly befalling one of the conversation participants):

You know this happen, this happen you.