That seems like cherry picking winners knowing that Apple roughly ends up on top. If your stock basket resembles other home purchases, you are going to see more modest returns.
My 2007 GE kitchen appliances for my new home funded with a WaMu mortgage may are similarly unimpressive as investments in 2024.
(And cherrypicking history is easy!)
And your mortgage probably makes you wildly over/under (but not correct) weight on residential real estate according to whether you consider it a payment you need to reflect in your portfolio or a part of your portfolio and therefore it's mising a justifying expenditure.
And you'd presumably have no exposure to industrial real estate, defense, anything b2b, ...
But it's a fun idea and I'll admit to similar irrational thinking when I was annoyed by Amex charging (and refusing to refund) me and my wife separately while I was in the middle of trying to talk to them about merging them/closing one. (Which reminds me, must do that soon before it happens again..)