My ideal portfolio:
25% bullion (Mostly gold, some 14k gold rings, some silver, along with a digital balance and a jeweller's touchstone kit for determining purity).
15% cash in a sock.
16% mining company stock.
12% index fund.
7% ag company (basic foodstuff, like wheat or other cereals).
15% in a savings account.
1 pistol, 1 body armor and 3 years of ammo. Consider investing in self-defense and food.
I know, it's very reddit of me, but this way, if the shit hits the fan, you'll only lose a small amount of your portfolio, and the rest will go way up. If things are fine, you're fine. Not as fine as your peers, but fine nonetheless.