The decision, since the AP can't be bothered. https://www.supremecourt.ohio.gov/rod/docs/pdf/12/2023/2023-...
I don't ever recall reading such an angry dissent, even in more politically charged cases. (I do think the dissent is correct on the merits, but sheesh.)
What a strange thing to write. The record reflects that it was clearly not prepared from a boneless, skinless, chicken breast