I am almost surprised they did not try to come up with something that isn't really that bad, but isn't great that they failed at just to give themselves a "critical" failure.

That would add credibility to this self made report card...

The scary part is there is likely a decent number of people (I would be lying if I wouldn't at first glance) that would see them being critical about themselves and take that to assume the rest is fine.

"We have evaluated ourselves and come to the conclusion that our performance is outstanding!"