Seriously: Their reason is basically "argv[0] is bad because security snake oil software is garbage":

1) Oh no, the only protection is looking at argv[0]. What kind of clown software is that? Software that notably runs on an already compromised system..

2) No need for argv[0] to fool software that concats argv values with spaces: just run 'curl -o "test.txt |grep" 1.1.1.1'

3) A long argument messes up telemetry? Let's hope that bucket doesn't have more holes.