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10:50 Client emails to say she'd like to meet in person.

11:12 Wife calls in hysterics because webcam is still on.

12:00 Realize Hacker News and Reddit are actually the same thing.

12:15 Client emails to inform she is "en route" and is running 30 minutes late.

13:30 Client arrives just as the wife pulls into driveway, someone calls the cops after all the yelling