Is everyone eating overdone turkey or what? It shouldn't be dry or flavorless.
"Dry and flavorless" is exactly how I'd describe traditional American Thanksgiving turkey, in all my years of experience. Yes, for some reason, Americans apparently don't know how to cook it properly, but it is a very, very common thing.
The author should learn how to cook. At one point in European history, eating turkey on Christmas was reserved for only royalty. The Windsors have eaten turkey every Christmas since 1850 for a reason. It is a delicious bird.
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(Sadly they don't make that rotisserie anymore, it was very popular among my friends).