You should definitely add a /s lest anybody take this seriously. It's quite funny though. Especially recommended if you're hoping to burn your house down.
For people that didn't know, this is probably the fastest and riskiest way to destroy your battery quickly
No.
If you're going to do this be sure you swap between charging and discharging as often as possible, go as low as your timer will allow. 30 minutes charging, 30 minutes discharging should allow you to reach house fire in less than a month.