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Careful there. Isaiah 55:11 "so shall My word be that goeth forth out of My mouth: It shall not return unto Me void"

There's a real chance that God is a functional forth programmer.

We also know that the Apostles all shared a Honda accord too, Acts 5:12: “They were all with one Accord” and that God was more of a classic car guy and drove a Plymouth Fury, from Jeremiah 32:37: “He drove them out of the land in His Fury”.

Forth? God likely programs in machine language, as even Assembly is a crutch for mere mortals to glimpse divinity. Even more, it looks like he might be a computer himself!

> John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

It’s pretty well known that god wrote the universe in lisp and a ball of Perl scripts.

God was Clippy all along?

It looks like you're creating a world.

Would you like help?

• Get help with creating the world

• Just create the world without help

[ ] Don't show me this tip again

That's a wonderful little lesson about the perils of using outdated translations.

I'm leaning towards Bob Kanefsky on this one and suspect all was beautifully hacked together in Lisp.

It’s really Perl, though: https://xkcd.com/224/

If God actually exists and cares about programmers why did he let BrainF*k exist?

To punish the wicked.

That little quip of mine actually got downvoted by someone. HackerNews readers are a fickle bunch.

I got just one upvote. Humor here is occasionally appreciated but not strongly and not often.

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