I uh, you’re so edgy?
https://www.math.ttu.edu/~pearce/jokes1/joke-270.html
The way I've heard the joke always involves a duck going to a lemonade stand and asking for grapes, but this was the best Google result I found, so...
Thank you for the context.
Do you know what Kombucha is? What lactobactre, and yeast are? You've never accidentally fermented anything? You don't have kids or your life isn't hectic, you've never imbibed ethanol?