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"Chimpanzees stare into mirror and mistake reflection for AGI. Chimp Altman says we just need to invest 7 trillion bananas into a bigger mirror."

"Student chimpanzee builds a tiny mirror for 6 bananas. It shows the same image."

"Alpha chimpanzee goes apeshit and decks chimpanzees who exchange Giant Polished Units for bananas with student chimpanzee."