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Somebody liked Saturn enough to put a ring on it.

Some Saturn photos you can find on duckduckgo look like a woman's breast if you're AI enough

If you won’t take to arms for Venus, when will you?

Looks like someone took arms to me.

The AI isn't even wrong, naked planets are bannable: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailor_Saturn

Just don't show Uranus!

Can’t really see much nakedness through all those CO2 clouds.

Mystery is the font of desire.