I ported from ABAP to Z80. Modern enterprise SAP system → 1976 processor. The Z80 version is almost as fast as the "enterprise-grade" ABAP original. On my 7MHz ZX Spectrum clone, it's neck-and-neck. On the Agon Light 2, it'll probably win. Think about that: 45-year-old hardware competing with modern SAP infrastructure on computational tasks. This isn't "old tricks don't work on new hardware." This is "new software is so bloated that Paleolithic hardware can keep up." (but even this is nonsense - ABAP is not designed for this task =)
The story has no moral, it is just for fun.