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I would gladly pretend to be CEO for the kind of pay she got. Blame it all on me, I'll take the money and go retire in Hawaii.

She could probably pad her paycheques quite a bit with a book deal touting insider gossip, too.

It wouldn’t be a surprise if that were covered by an NDA, but it also wouldn’t be surprising if it weren’t

There are probably cheaper places to retire (that will guarantee a longer retirement) than Hawaii - but your idea is good

The cheapest option is death, but even that costs you your life.

You can't, as they say, take it with you.