"All dogs are completely safe, and only attack when provoked" this is relentlessly vague, and not in line what most animal cognition specialists or vets will tell you.
Pretty sure this post was heavy sarcasm. the poster thinks the exact opposite of what they're saying.
> all dogs are completely safe
> mentions 10 rules to not be attacked
Yeah doesn't add up
I think it was sarcasm
> All dogs are completely safe
Holding the phone wrong, surgery checklists, human factors, push the Do Everything Right button, etc